We here at Acting Like Animals never get tired of watching animals give and receive massages.

And here’s one more for the archive: an adorable chinchilla reveling in the relaxation of a paunch massage. Say it with me everyone: SQUEE!

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Ever since he was a little calf, Jameson dreamed of being an olympic gymnast. He started training when he was only six months old, and everything was going great… but then he grew antlers, and his balance was irreparably compromised.

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I think I speak for all of us party otters when I say that nothing beats a day of dancing at the discotheque to a medley of top 40 otter pop classics.

Madonna’s “Like An Urchin?” A real booty-shaker! Curtis Mayfield’s “Move On Up (The River)” is also a guaranteed crowd pleaser. And you know, we all go crazy over anything by Otter Redding.

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… which is why I, Seymour Ignatius Acquitain Capybara IV, am reading the CliffsNotes.

For the last time, just because I’m a slow loris, it doesn’t mean I’m a slow loris! I just like to look before I leap sometimes, if you know what I mean. Or wobble cutely before I rope-swing. It depends on the circumstances, I suppose.

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We come in peace! And in search of fish. And perhaps a little cable television and several La-Z Boy chairs. Please don’t deny us these simple pleasures. Being stuck behind this wire fence totally sucks!

Oh, and BTW, cool it with the ‘Village of the Damned’ comparisons. Things could get ugly.

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“Well, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do! I’m gonna march into my boss’s office and demand a raise! I’m tired of this working on the weekends, business! I bust my fuzz working for this old bird, and if he can’t see that and throw a few more worms my way then I’m outta here!”

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After spending the last 43 minutes doing nothing but watching this gif, I can safely say that Panda Bowling is my new favorite sport.*

*It’s also a sport that I completely made up during the 43 minutes I spent watching this gif on repeat.

At the Arignar Anna Zoological Park in Tamil Nadu, India, a recently-born white tiger cub has been attracting quite a crowd of zoo goers… because its fur is turning black.

The cub’s two siblings have retained their usual white coloration, but this little big kitteh has gradually started to lose its striped pattern for reasons zoo officials think are potentially genetic.

But even without its stripes, the cub remains healthy and adorable, and is fast becoming the main attraction at Arignar.

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Yeah, my tongue ith thicking out. No, I’m not panting. I have an underbite, okay? Tho thometimeth ith hard to keep it inthide my mouth. Will you pleath leave me alone now?

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