Another day, another Slow Loris. But this one’s looking a little down in the dumps.

I tried to talk to him about his binge-eating, and he told me he only eats when he’s depressed. Then I gave him a hug. And another piece of fruit. Feel better soon, Emo Loris!

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When you’re a camo moth you can basically do whatever you want. It’s like you’re the flying animal version of those sailboat optical illusion artworks seen at the mall. This moth could probably hypnotize me into giving it my wallet if it really wanted to. It’s like a super power! I think the expression should be changed from “fly on a wall” to “camo moth on a wall.”

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Aww. Have you ever wanted to hug an a cappella group so much in your life?! No wonder they’re so popular. I read they’ve had six #1 hits on Billboard’s Ocean Countdown this summer alone! In my opinion, they struck gold when they decided to cover Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time.” It’s a classic song being covered by three extraordinary singers. What more could you ask for?

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We here at Acting Like Animals never get tired of watching animals give and receive massages.

And here’s one more for the archive: an adorable chinchilla reveling in the relaxation of a paunch massage. Say it with me everyone: SQUEE!

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Ever since he was a little calf, Jameson dreamed of being an olympic gymnast. He started training when he was only six months old, and everything was going great… but then he grew antlers, and his balance was irreparably compromised.

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I think I speak for all of us party otters when I say that nothing beats a day of dancing at the discotheque to a medley of top 40 otter pop classics.

Madonna’s “Like An Urchin?” A real booty-shaker! Curtis Mayfield’s “Move On Up (The River)” is also a guaranteed crowd pleaser. And you know, we all go crazy over anything by Otter Redding.

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… which is why I, Seymour Ignatius Acquitain Capybara IV, am reading the CliffsNotes.

For the last time, just because I’m a slow loris, it doesn’t mean I’m a slow loris! I just like to look before I leap sometimes, if you know what I mean. Or wobble cutely before I rope-swing. It depends on the circumstances, I suppose.

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We come in peace! And in search of fish. And perhaps a little cable television and several La-Z Boy chairs. Please don’t deny us these simple pleasures. Being stuck behind this wire fence totally sucks!

Oh, and BTW, cool it with the ‘Village of the Damned’ comparisons. Things could get ugly.

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“Well, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do! I’m gonna march into my boss’s office and demand a raise! I’m tired of this working on the weekends, business! I bust my fuzz working for this old bird, and if he can’t see that and throw a few more worms my way then I’m outta here!”

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