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“Bat-head” is totally trendy right now. You can get a fake one at Party City in the costume section, OR you can travel into a deep, dank cave to find the real thing for a super-chic look that will impress all of your friends. Simply affix the bat to your hair with a few industrial bobby pins, remember to remove it each night and feed it some fruit or insects, and you’re good to go! Instant cool.

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  1. wozzle says:

    Stellaluna? Is that you?

  2. Call Chris Hansen says:

    It’s pedobear with wings!

  3. Taiki says:

    i am So jealous right now… i Love bats

  4. msyendor says:

    The fruitbat has successfully latched onto its next meal

  5. Joyce says:

    Ewww!!! ICK!! ICK!! ICK!!! Flying rodent on her head!

    • Frieda Slaves says:

      Bats are not rodents. However, having on sit on your head is NOT a good idea unless this critter was born in captivity from healthy parents. Bats can look / act perfectly normal for MONTHS while carring rabies.

  6. Vulpis says:

    Everyone keeps going ‘brushy brushy’ on the bat, so the bat decided to return the favor, looks like…

  7. Bat-Snake says:

    Hm. It seems that bats DO fly near people’s heads after all.

    ….
    *Envy* I want a head bat :(

  8. Czernobog says:

    Frikken’ adorable.

    The bat is cute too.

  9. Phoenix says:

    A genuine cling-on!

  10. yaddiex3 says:

    What an EXTREMELY bad idea!!! Can you say – RABIES???? It is NOT fun to die from rabies. I have seen it happen.

  11. swampthing says:

    Yes, I’d like to start my many rabies shots now, thank you. Because it doesn’t take a bite, dad, it just takes EXPOSURE.

  12. Sarge says:

    Barbara Gordon: The Early Years.

  13. George Johnson says:

    That is one brave little girl!!! Most would run screaming into the night.

    I like bats, bats are good. Too bad so many people hate them for no real reason.

    • Deloix says:

      I believe bats are sooo sweet, so fluffy and coote and they have such an unique wing design, also amazing hunters. Though, I would still shake it off my head if it’s got rabies, but otherwise it would be so cool!!!!

  14. xoriadax says:

    That’s one brave girl. I like bats and all, but affixed to my head? I think I would freak out.

  15. Megatherium says:

    I LIKE this girl !! She will definitely be one to find her place in the world.

  16. Orangello says:

    I wonder, is guano hypo-allergenic?

  17. Mia says:

    It has a funneh face if you ask me :P the bat not the kid!

  18. Palema says:

    Hm don’t they carry fleas, lice etc.? Was that bat raised in captivity?

  19. dw says:

    Bat Familiar: +2 to listen checks and +5 to cute.

  20. Lillith says:

    What a cutie!!!

  21. Bekah says:

    It’s not cute at ALL when a bat actually does land on your head. Trust me.

    • Scrapheapchallenge says:

      I’ve worked with bats for over 15 years and have had a maternity roost of over 550 of them living in my loft, and I have NEVER had any bat land on my head, or on me, or anyone I know – their echolocation is designed to allow them to fly at speed through thick woodland without ever colliding with so much as a leaf, so for any bat to not “see” your head it must be very ill or have been thrown at you by someone.

  22. kitty says:

    Somebody is going to be getting rabies shots.

  23. Dr Techie says:

    I’m betting this was taken in Australia, where there is no rabies.

  24. Fairykat says:

    I have cats & rats and need bats! Oh yeah, and a life!

  25. Patti says:

    She’s got a live creature BOBBY-PINNED to her head?? And don’t they roost upside down? Keeping the poor thing like this sounds way cruel. Does it poop down her neck, too?

  26. Caitlyn says:

    cool.
    as long as the bat is not carrying rabies, it’s cool.
    the girl’s very pretty and I like bats, so thumbs up from me ^^

  27. Scrapheapchallenge says:

    awww so cute – somewhat larger than my little pipistrelle bats though. And I really wish people would get over the whole “bats have rabies” thing – (1) it is EXTREMELY rare (2) NOT “rabies” anyway – it’s actually lyssavirus that bats can carry, not rabies, although it is similar, but rabies vaccinations do not protect against lyssavirus anyway (3) just about impossible (as mentioned in the UK, Australia & NZ, (4) MOST bats are far too tiny to be able to bite through human skin anyway as the vast majority are insectovorous (5) you’d have to be VERY lucky/unlucky to be able to CATCH a bat, and for the one you manage to catch to be infected, and be annoyed enough to want to bite you, and to be big enough to be able to bite you. (6) it is illegal for people without a bat handling license to trap or handle a bat anyway.

  28. Del_The_Ghost_Rapper says:

    Damn. this girl is pretty .. although she make me think in fruits.

  29. [...] ā€œCan I keep it?ā€, who knows how many times I said that as a child?Ā  Once I found a dead bat and my exact words were, ā€œoh, it’s so cuteā€.Ā Ā  Yes, apparently even dead bats were cute to me as a child.Ā  Thankfully my taste has changed since then or you’d be seeing a whole lot of this. [...]

  30. Harri says:

    Now there’s a nice, sensible girl who understands that bats won’t hurt you. Good for you, kid; spread the word!

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